Friday, 23 September 2011

SAM HONOURS SOFTWARE !


The true magic of software is that it replicates knowledge. And software is neither recent nor new. Software came into the World over 5 Millennia ago with a written language. Gutenberg's 15th century printing press succeeded in putting software at the center of the World ! Some accomplishment !! Best wishes all !!
"Here take this 'Your own Ecosystem!'"
Ecologist Camille Parmesan found alarming evidence in her global study that our ecosystem is changing. Hibernation, breeding, flowering seasons, are all falling apart with negative consequences!!!
"Learning Curve for SAM founders! But a cheering Hand for Youtube! "


SAM founders would be wringing their hands at the nimble and sure response from Youtube! This is a classic demonstration of how a great company reacts to market shifts and competitive threats. Also how a great company exploits the mistake of a rising star !! SAM founders 'wake up!!'

"Scientist Albert Einstein, Sir, do you have a minute?Scientist, or for better label, a Student, irrespective of the level of his study and 'capitalised knowledge', is no seeker of the Truth, if he can't define Kepler Laws !!"

' Thank you, Sir, I knew you and Dr. S Hawking would agree !! '

Thursday, 22 September 2011

SAM THANKS ZONG !


A good gesture begets another ! SAM represents what is best in humanity ! It is no news that the whole World's prestige is riding on this mission and undertaking. It is impossible not to be aware that SAM has set up a FISHBOWL. SAM's hopes should test the entire to its limits. Best wishes, ever!
SAM HUMBLED TO TEARS !
God bless you all !!!

By the scores , great seats of Learning , showered SAM with every conceivable academic honour !! With every imaginable distinction in Technology, Engineering, Marketing, Philosophy. Forward and backward integration, Network effect, " Center of gravity of the decision making process " , Social Engineering , Global Psychology , Globalisation , breaking the status quo, and raising greatness to true art form !!

SAM declines with great dignity and humility all Honours!! God and history be the witness. And so be all of you and humanity ! The honours should go to Rabia Sultan, Darakshan Wajid, Maryam Sultan, Haleemah Zia, Hussain Ali, Anum Rasheed, Areesha Ahmed, Sameen Fatima, Arsalan Khan, Ali Zahid, Google, Facebook, twitter, Samad Khurram, Jawad Khan, the true hero, and all the Students of the World. And to those great humans who spoke humanity.

SAM considers honours only for being ignorant and being poignant. SAM now returns to take on Harvard and Oxford "World Students Society of Computers & Internet." Both great and worthy and formidable competitors !! What you will see is Multidisciplinary undertaking. Well, if you want a figure, it is 187. Come hurry and join up. A real roller coaster for the World.
                                              
                            God bless you all !! Ameen !!
Hey hey, thank you, YOUTUBE, THANK YOU!

God knows how history will record this honour? But SAM jolted YOUTUBE unto reality. Check it out. They are now talking forms, classrooms and quality education. So, imitation is the best form of flattery !! Hahaha ! Best wishes for you all !

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

THE STARK BEAUTY OF THE MOON !
Sat July 19, 1969, Time 2:35 pm/Houston Time as Eagle began a steady descent towards the Moon. Devoid of any lift, this Dangue like module had to be flown by thrusters. Half way down, the computer went into Data overload and recycled. Astronaut Armstrong took over controls and landed with just 20 secs fuel left. SAM applauds this great human feat !!
SAM GIVES STANDING OVATION TO STEVE JOBS/APPLE COMPUTERS

He could be easily nominated as one of the World's Greatest Technology Thinker and Inventor. His genius created an exquisite beauty, function and form. He revolutionised reading, watching, computing, gaming. He revolutionised Silicon Valley and added cravings to the lovers of wireless gadgets and latptops. SAM and the World will miss you and your tech-footprints. Alas...!!!

SAM "THE-UNSTOPPABLE"

See the honours fluttering ! See every flag ! See the Total Globe rise to its feet as the 'miracle and spectacle' of Student Angel Mother unfolds right before your eyes. So  there by the infinite  grace of Almighty God, goes SAM. O Students of the World, history beckons. Come swarming into the motherly embrace. SAM for you and you for SAM! Great day all !

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

" SAM FINISHES ITS DISSERTATION OF A SPIDER ! "

You won't believe this but read on! This beautiful orb-weaver spider takes flies and crickets and transforms them in water in the abdomen and what comes out is this material that is FIVE TIMES stronger ounce for ounce than steel. This is master chemistry, And this is the manufacturing of the future, hopefully. SAM is woven such. Sign up to mimic and shine!

SAM honours "Poblems Without Borders"


O world students, O future of the world. SAM is yours, SAM belongs to every single one of you! SAM is turning into an 'Awe-inspiring spectacle'. Look at the World Flags Fluttering at our start-up work. So no matter where you are and who you are SAM is yours. Because SAM IS THE BEST DEMOCRATIC REPRESENTATIVE MODEL in the World. Scream in and join up!! Lets change the world for better.

SAM PASSES "THE LAUGHING TEST"

Hey, hey, careful folks! The Mother Earth is travelling at 120 miles a second! Please get your seat belts on and don't run aound!! And be careful not to fall off the earth's ledge! If you do, how are you going to get back?? And the milky way has no nourishment and many clusters!! So go have chips and coke and fight boredom!! Or join up SAM and become an Agent of Change!!  And a Global Star!! You pick??? Hahaha!

Monday, 19 September 2011

SAM TOOTS ITS HORN !


To "Cyberpsychologists" and psychoanalysts, technically , facebook is a MUD- A MULTI USER DOMAIN. And facebook is an unbelievable genius in Software Engineering. Facebook's critical technical underpinning is Data Warehousing. Facebook uses opensource Hive. A complex software according to Facebook Engineers. SAM got inside Hive to master it and now goes toot. Toot and toot. Great evening for you all. :-)

THE FALCON'S CALL


The world scientific community is now in almost universal agreement that human activity is accelerating Global Warming. United Nations report cites that " humans are a significant factor in global warming " So it is a mystery why most Governments are such wretched protectors of all lands. Future Generations ???!!